what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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The EPA.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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