Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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cats are pussies

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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