- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

ure mama's so fat

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

I'm HIV positive.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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