- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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