A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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autsim

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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