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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Smelly Indians.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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