A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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