How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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