What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Poop

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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