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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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