Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

I have read the terms and conditions

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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