Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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