What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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Kid 1 Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken. Kid 2 Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys. Kid 1 You know what? I think you're right Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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Stephen Hawking

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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Cows are land manatees.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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