- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

whats hairy and crys your mom

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Who is John Galt?

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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