- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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