- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Asians

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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