- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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