why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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The game.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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