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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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