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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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