Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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