You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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