The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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