why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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