How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Donald Trump.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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