- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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