What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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