What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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