Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Weed.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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