- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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