Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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