Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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I have a really funny joke.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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