whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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