How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

A fat guy!

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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