Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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