How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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