Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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