who is not good looking? mon morello

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Guest what? Dog

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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