A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Religion.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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