During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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My name is Jeff

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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