- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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