yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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