whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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