- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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