- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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