- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What's 2+2? Fish

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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