- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

whats hairy and crys your mom

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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