A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What do u call a cripple Biv

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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