What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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Well this is pointless.....

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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poopy is poopy

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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