Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Because she has down's syndrome

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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