- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

i read the terms of service when i posted this

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Please don't shoot me

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

1+1=2

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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