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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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