What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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My lady, that is the backside of trust, I have decided to trust you, how am I supposed to feel about the fact that I believe to the point where I know that you mean everything you are saying? And that if you had any interest in backstabbing me, I would be risking my life, wife and friends. Do you not get trust? If you keep thinking like that, tomorrow you could be suspecting the mailman for being a spy, I can, and could tell you that I will cut ties with my employees, but then I would have you not only to believe me, but to support me financially, I do not need much, in fact, I need you to trust me, and if you do not trust me, what does it matter if I quit? You could accuse me for typing books that alter the mind (all books do), you could accuse me of having killed Nero and taken over... The point is, if you cannot trust me, then I cannot help you with what you ask, and if that is a requirement for our friendship to persist, then you are not looking for a friend, but for a employee.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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okay so theres this guy.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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