- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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