Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

Where can I apply for janitor school?

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

wael.. nuff said

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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