- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

PENIS that is all

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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