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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

What is a jew in space? Dead

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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