Soccer...

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

What does water smell like? water.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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