- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

GONNA

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Lil Wayne

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

whats hairy and crys your mom

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Japan

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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