- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Daniel is a fag

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

a person who will soon die of beeties

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Women's rights.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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