Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Apple juice.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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