- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

osama bin laden is dead

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

WNBA

how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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