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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Once upon a time, The end.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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