- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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