- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

knock knock no ones home

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

hi

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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