- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

Hellen keller

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

irish man drinking john smiths

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