- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What's 2+2? Fish

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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