Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

PENIS that is all

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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