So a baby seal walks into a club...

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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