Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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