- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Fat people

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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