A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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