What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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who do we all like george goodburn

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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A car walks into a bar.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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boo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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