- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What's blue? The sky.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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