Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Llamaworm

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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