- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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