Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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y u no like me joke?

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Poop

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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