What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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