- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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