What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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