Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

Llamaworm

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

why wont me daughter eat my feces

y u no like me joke?

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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