Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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What's one plus one? two.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Penis chickens

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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